Addendum

After the last slightly alcohol fuelled post...here's a slightly amended version...gets to the point better...

Looking for single women in Dubai....non-prostitutes or previously working as such. Have money/car/watch but not interested in spending any on potentials so parsimony appreciated...preference given to tall, US/UK educated (ie no arabs, filipinos, indians, pakis, banglas, sri lankans, locals, jordanians, syrians, egyptians, kuwaitis, bahrainis, qataris, saudis - iranis ok because some of them are right fit innit) candidates with minimum five years xp in matrimonial/affairs, knowledge of MS Word/Excel and must be willing to shag afterwards despite enduring my three hour lectures about the appalling state of affairs of expatriates in the UAE.

kthnx